I love the olympics, for all the usual reasons of patriotism and green/gold and man/woman and blah blah blah. But the press conferences are driving me a bit crazy as just about every athlete who is giving a press conference has a bottle of water in front of them.

But get this….it’s not Another Bloody Water!!!!!

I know, crazy isn’t it?

Could this be another example of the Chinese communist government cracking down on all that is good in the west? Or did no-one ask us to supply the Aussies with water?

Conspiracy theorists go wild.